Breaking News: (Ad)vani meets (Ad)am.

Both the IPLs viz, Indian Premier League and Indian Political League have come to an end. One had a nailbiting finish while other saw a comprehensive victory for one of the political parties.
A battered and bruised Advani met Golden Player of IPL Adam Gilchrist at a hotel in Hyderabad.
Here goes the conversation between the "Ad"s.

Advani: Congratulations. Did you enjoy Bangalore Beer and Hyderabadi Biryani in the finals?

Adam: Thanks mate, I enjoyed it. At the same time I really feel sorry for you.

Advani: Yes. Sab uparwala ka khel hai. Accha tell me your secret of success. How did you turn the points table around? It's amazing.

Adam: Well mate, we learnt a lot from mistakes which we consistently repeated last season. We dropped Laxman who was looking out of sorts in initial ties. But you were stuck with Ram.

Advani: You mean I should drop myself from the team?

Adam: Don't worry, anyway you are retiring. But Laxman gave his inputs.

Advani: I am happy that the Left parties were routed in Bengal.

Adam: Just like Kolkata Knight Riders. :)

Advani: MNS in Maharashtra hurt us a lot.

Adam: We had no problems with Mumbai Indians.

Advani: Shilpa Shetty's Rajasthan Royals lost badly.

Adam: Just like Vasundhara Raje. Am I right?

Advani: Tell me how did you beat Delhi Daredevils? We didn't even win a seat in Delhi.

Adam: Yup. But Gautam Gambhir(read it as Shiela Dixit for her consistent performance as CM) was the key. Delhi also missed McGrath.

Advani: Just like we missed Pramod Mahajan.

Advani: Kings XI Punjab also lost. Even our alliance with SAD couldn't save us in Punjab.

Adam: Oh... That's SAD mate. KXIP lost because Yuvraj, the key player was not fit. He sustained hell lot of injuries everytime Priety Zinta jumped on Yuvi when KXIP won matches. Bubbles are light but not this Bubbly said Yuvi once to me.

Advani: Hmmm, how about Chennai Super Kings? We virtually have no presence in Tamil Nadu. DMK won handsomely.

Adam: Beating CSK was difficult. Very much. We had good plans for tackling DMK of CSK,
D - Dhoni, M - Matthew Hayden, K - Krishnamachari Srikanth's rubbish.

Advani: We are very happy that we performed well in Karnataka, just like RCB.

Adam: Thats good. But they were dissapointed because Katrina was at the backstage rehersing for closing ceremony. I even heard from Beer Baron Mallya that during the semis against CSK, Virat Kohli and Ross Taylor had a bet that if whoever hits more "DLF maximum" towards Katrina will win 500$. That's why they were attacking Murali and Raina. Unfortunately one of the ball hit Mallya's belly and he started dancing like a bar dancer.

Advani: Nice meeting you mitr(Advani way of saying 'mate'). Thanks for sharing your experience. I will write second volume for my first voluminous book My Country My Life.

Adam: All the best mate. Nice meeting you.

Disclaimer: This post is not meant to hurt anyone or anyone's sentiment.