Hello, Does anyone know about Subex Azure? I have no idea about the company. Just visited company's website and other forums, couldnt gather much information. They dont hire people in bulk. By chance if you visit my blog and you work for Subex Azure, please leave a comment here or you can mail me: vidhilikitha@gmail.com
Thanks and good morning. :P
Friday, September 11, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Output of Independence Day Program
Wondering what that program with crap filled for loop does? Well this is the output...
Cool aint it?
Cool aint it?
Independence Day Program
Well, I am not talking about Independence Day celebrations. I just got a cool C program just copy and execute it. Jai Hind. Sorry for wishing a bit late.
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main()
{
int a,b,c;
int count = 1;
for (b=c=10;a="- FIGURE?, UMKC,XYZHello Folks,\
TFy!QJu ROo TNn(ROo)SLq SLq ULo+\
UHs UJq TNn*RPn/QPbEWS_JSWQAIJO^\
NBELPeHBFHT}TnALVlBLOFAkHFOuFETp\
HCStHAUFAgcEAelclcn^r^r\\tZvYxXy\
T|S~Pn SPm SOn TNn ULo0ULo#ULo-W\
Hq!WFs XDt!" [b+++21]; )
for(; a-- > 64 ; )putchar ( ++c=='Z' ? c = c/ 9:32^b&1);
//system("PAUSE");
return 0;
}
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main()
{
int a,b,c;
int count = 1;
for (b=c=10;a="- FIGURE?, UMKC,XYZHello Folks,\
TFy!QJu ROo TNn(ROo)SLq SLq ULo+\
UHs UJq TNn*RPn/QPbEWS_JSWQAIJO^\
NBELPeHBFHT}TnALVlBLOFAkHFOuFETp\
HCStHAUFAgcEAelclcn^r^r\\tZvYxXy\
T|S~Pn SPm SOn TNn ULo0ULo#ULo-W\
Hq!WFs XDt!" [b+++21]; )
for(; a-- > 64 ; )putchar ( ++c=='Z' ? c = c/ 9:32^b&1);
//system("PAUSE");
return 0;
}
Friday, July 31, 2009
Adios Brother, All the best
One big advantage of being younger son is that you get pampered a lot :P. You don't have to worry about taking any responsibility. The disadvantage: You will find it difficult later. You will be groping in darkness.
My brother yesterday left for US, Purdue University to pursue his Masters. Congratulations for getting admit in of one of the top 10 univs. Till now he and my father bore all the responsibilities. Now he is gone, everything lies on me. I now realize how difficult it was for my brother to manage the whole thing, even though he had a comfortable job(@ AMD). Seriously speaking I would have buckled under pressure if I had been in his place.
I am in 7th sem, still no placements, HP is coming on 12th. Thats an opportunity I would not like to let go. If I can clear written and tech rounds, then I can see a glimmer of hope. Anyway I have a good MHRD Haptic project in my kitty and also a technical paper submitted to IEEE Humanitarian Challenge Conference and HAVE, Italy. That adds a lot to my resume now. But I should not rule out others.
My short term plans are to prepare for HP, prepare for HP, prepare for HP :P. Wish me good luck.
My brother yesterday left for US, Purdue University to pursue his Masters. Congratulations for getting admit in of one of the top 10 univs. Till now he and my father bore all the responsibilities. Now he is gone, everything lies on me. I now realize how difficult it was for my brother to manage the whole thing, even though he had a comfortable job(@ AMD). Seriously speaking I would have buckled under pressure if I had been in his place.
I am in 7th sem, still no placements, HP is coming on 12th. Thats an opportunity I would not like to let go. If I can clear written and tech rounds, then I can see a glimmer of hope. Anyway I have a good MHRD Haptic project in my kitty and also a technical paper submitted to IEEE Humanitarian Challenge Conference and HAVE, Italy. That adds a lot to my resume now. But I should not rule out others.
My short term plans are to prepare for HP, prepare for HP, prepare for HP :P. Wish me good luck.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Why Microsoft's Bing is better than Google...
Hey all,
This is what happens when you try to "over-exceed" your competitor. The whole thing backfires.
Open Google and search "Bill Gates sucks". This is what you get
You get 448,000 results in Google.
Now try Microsoft's Bing. Search for "Bill Gates sucks". This is what you get.
757,000 results. I don't wish to bring any profanity in my blog, but look at the first result in Bing. Efff YOU BILL GATES. :D :D :D. See Bing is better than Google.
These screen shots were taken on Monday afternoon. The same day in the morning at college while doing project we tried this. Google gave the same number of results now and Bing gave 17,15,000 results. In the afternoon Bing gave less number of results. Yes, its obvious that Microsoft Bing developers had to save their jobs and reduced the number of search results.
What do you say? Try this once and see. Till then adios. We have a project demonstration tomorrow through video conference with State University of New York. Need to prepare a lot. Wish us good luck. We need lots. :P. Anyway tomorrow I will upload all the conference pics.
This is what happens when you try to "over-exceed" your competitor. The whole thing backfires.
Open Google and search "Bill Gates sucks". This is what you get
You get 448,000 results in Google.
Now try Microsoft's Bing. Search for "Bill Gates sucks". This is what you get.
757,000 results. I don't wish to bring any profanity in my blog, but look at the first result in Bing. Efff YOU BILL GATES. :D :D :D. See Bing is better than Google.
These screen shots were taken on Monday afternoon. The same day in the morning at college while doing project we tried this. Google gave the same number of results now and Bing gave 17,15,000 results. In the afternoon Bing gave less number of results. Yes, its obvious that Microsoft Bing developers had to save their jobs and reduced the number of search results.
What do you say? Try this once and see. Till then adios. We have a project demonstration tomorrow through video conference with State University of New York. Need to prepare a lot. Wish us good luck. We need lots. :P. Anyway tomorrow I will upload all the conference pics.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Ratan Tata's NANO is nothing compared to that of Sam Anderson's
For all those who don't know Sam Anderson, let me introduce him to you. Sam Anderson is superstar of Tamil film industry. He has made Vivek, Vadivel etc run for their money with his acting skill (I think I am exaggerating). His movies are awesome. Some people who watched his movie are still in NIMHANS. Just goto youtube and search "sam anderson tamil", you will get hell lot of videos.
Here is one scene from Sam Anderson's movie Yaarukku Yaaro (Yaarigagi yaaro). He is an automobile engineer in this movie. He develops a small sized car for middle class people for just 70000 Rs. Ratan Tata has a stiff competition now. Watch the video at your own risk.
For those who dont know tamil, let me translate:
Background music ting ting tong tong tadaaaa pa pa pa paa paa.
Heroine: Hi daddy.
Daddy: Hi.
Heroine: He is David.
Daddy: Welcome. Please have a seat.
Sam aka David: Thank you.
Daddy: Mr.David, you saved me from a big trouble that day. I wanted come to your house personally and thank you .
Heroine: Daddy he wants to talk to you about business.
Daddy: Oh sure.
Sam aka David: Saar, I yam yan yautomobile yengineer.
Daddy: I know, my daughter told everything about you. I heard that you have modelled a small sized car.
Sam aka David: Yes sir I came here to talk about it. This is the car which I modelled.
(Sam shows a car drawn on KG cardboard. I seriously doubt that it is his design. I think he copied from Deccan Herald's Open Sesame additional for children) :)
Daddy: You designed it on your own?
Sam aka David: Yes saar.
Daddy: But you should invest crores of rupees on this. Do you have money?
Sam aka David: I don't have that much money, but i will build a model and take loan from bank and start a factory.
Daddy: Oh ok. You are taking loan.
Sam aka David: This car is for middle class people. If this car is introduced in our state it will be popular.
Daddy: What is the cost of this car? Any estimate?
Sam aka David: 70000Rs.
Daddy: 70000Rs !!!
Sam aka David: Yes saar. Instead of buying 6-7 lakh Rs car, this car is 10 times cheaper.
Daddy: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
For your info, there is an Orkut Sam Anderson fan community.
Here is one scene from Sam Anderson's movie Yaarukku Yaaro (Yaarigagi yaaro). He is an automobile engineer in this movie. He develops a small sized car for middle class people for just 70000 Rs. Ratan Tata has a stiff competition now. Watch the video at your own risk.
For those who dont know tamil, let me translate:
Background music ting ting tong tong tadaaaa pa pa pa paa paa.
Heroine: Hi daddy.
Daddy: Hi.
Heroine: He is David.
Daddy: Welcome. Please have a seat.
Sam aka David: Thank you.
Daddy: Mr.David, you saved me from a big trouble that day. I wanted come to your house personally and thank you .
Heroine: Daddy he wants to talk to you about business.
Daddy: Oh sure.
Sam aka David: Saar, I yam yan yautomobile yengineer.
Daddy: I know, my daughter told everything about you. I heard that you have modelled a small sized car.
Sam aka David: Yes sir I came here to talk about it. This is the car which I modelled.
(Sam shows a car drawn on KG cardboard. I seriously doubt that it is his design. I think he copied from Deccan Herald's Open Sesame additional for children) :)
Daddy: You designed it on your own?
Sam aka David: Yes saar.
Daddy: But you should invest crores of rupees on this. Do you have money?
Sam aka David: I don't have that much money, but i will build a model and take loan from bank and start a factory.
Daddy: Oh ok. You are taking loan.
Sam aka David: This car is for middle class people. If this car is introduced in our state it will be popular.
Daddy: What is the cost of this car? Any estimate?
Sam aka David: 70000Rs.
Daddy: 70000Rs !!!
Sam aka David: Yes saar. Instead of buying 6-7 lakh Rs car, this car is 10 times cheaper.
Daddy: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
For your info, there is an Orkut Sam Anderson fan community.
Before and After
I was watching ಎದೆ ತುಂಬಿ ಹಾಡುವೆನು(I consider this show as best). A small kid sang vishnuvardhan's ತುತ್ತು ಅನ್ನ ತಿನೋಕ್ಕೆ beautifully. I don't know from which movie it is, but the song has a very good message and it is meaningful. I assume that the movie was made 30 years ago. It describes the needs of a man at that time. The song goes something like this:
ತುತ್ತು ಅನ್ನ ತಿನ್ನೋಕೆ
ಬೊಗಸೆ ನೀರು ಕುಡಿಯೋಕೆ
ತುಂಡು ಬಟ್ಟೆ ಸಾಕು ನನ್ನ ಮಾನ ಮುಚ್ಚೋಕೆ
ಅಂಗೈ ಅಗಲ ಜಾಗ ಸಾಕು ಹಯಾಗಿರೋಕೆ...
This song can be modified taking into consideration needs of a man nowadays. Maybe something like this:
Pizza burger ತಿನ್ನೋಕೆ
Pepsi coke ಕುಡಿಯೋಕೆ
ತುಂಡು ಬಟ್ಟೆ ಬೇಕು ಈಗ fashion ಮಾಡೋಕೆ
60 80 site ಬೇಕು ಮನೆಯನು ಕಟ್ಟೋಕೆ.
What do you say?
ತುತ್ತು ಅನ್ನ ತಿನ್ನೋಕೆ
ಬೊಗಸೆ ನೀರು ಕುಡಿಯೋಕೆ
ತುಂಡು ಬಟ್ಟೆ ಸಾಕು ನನ್ನ ಮಾನ ಮುಚ್ಚೋಕೆ
ಅಂಗೈ ಅಗಲ ಜಾಗ ಸಾಕು ಹಯಾಗಿರೋಕೆ...
This song can be modified taking into consideration needs of a man nowadays. Maybe something like this:
Pizza burger ತಿನ್ನೋಕೆ
Pepsi coke ಕುಡಿಯೋಕೆ
ತುಂಡು ಬಟ್ಟೆ ಬೇಕು ಈಗ fashion ಮಾಡೋಕೆ
60 80 site ಬೇಕು ಮನೆಯನು ಕಟ್ಟೋಕೆ.
What do you say?
Monday, June 1, 2009
Tag clouds or Label clouds in Blogger
Hey all. I wanted some blogger tweaks badly and found one. Tag clouds are amazing, eye catching cloud like formation of labels or tags.
The first use of tag clouds on a high-profile website was on the photo sharing site Flickr, created by Flickr co-founder and interaction designer Stewart Butterfield.
Tag clouds in websites rely on the frequency of words appearing. The algorithm excludes commonly occurring words like is, an, you, we etc. The improbable words or keywords are taken into account and accordingly a visual cloud is formed.
In Blogger, the labels act as keywords thus reducing the work of the algorithm(It's a big javascript). It just manipulates the labels. Checks how many posts were written under a particular topic/label. In fact you can change the javascript, but please save your old blog template before doing any changes.
Play with your blog appearance and make it more attractive and appealing for readers. You can check out top left side of my blog for the label cloud.
Click here to add Label clouds to your blog.
Click here to know more about tag clouds.
The first use of tag clouds on a high-profile website was on the photo sharing site Flickr, created by Flickr co-founder and interaction designer Stewart Butterfield.
Tag clouds in websites rely on the frequency of words appearing. The algorithm excludes commonly occurring words like is, an, you, we etc. The improbable words or keywords are taken into account and accordingly a visual cloud is formed.
In Blogger, the labels act as keywords thus reducing the work of the algorithm(It's a big javascript). It just manipulates the labels. Checks how many posts were written under a particular topic/label. In fact you can change the javascript, but please save your old blog template before doing any changes.
Play with your blog appearance and make it more attractive and appealing for readers. You can check out top left side of my blog for the label cloud.
Click here to add Label clouds to your blog.
Click here to know more about tag clouds.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Breaking News: (Ad)vani meets (Ad)am.
Both the IPLs viz, Indian Premier League and Indian Political League have come to an end. One had a nailbiting finish while other saw a comprehensive victory for one of the political parties.
A battered and bruised Advani met Golden Player of IPL Adam Gilchrist at a hotel in Hyderabad.
Here goes the conversation between the "Ad"s.
Advani: Congratulations. Did you enjoy Bangalore Beer and Hyderabadi Biryani in the finals?
Adam: Thanks mate, I enjoyed it. At the same time I really feel sorry for you.
Advani: Yes. Sab uparwala ka khel hai. Accha tell me your secret of success. How did you turn the points table around? It's amazing.
Adam: Well mate, we learnt a lot from mistakes which we consistently repeated last season. We dropped Laxman who was looking out of sorts in initial ties. But you were stuck with Ram.
Advani: You mean I should drop myself from the team?
Adam: Don't worry, anyway you are retiring. But Laxman gave his inputs.
Advani: I am happy that the Left parties were routed in Bengal.
Adam: Just like Kolkata Knight Riders. :)
Advani: MNS in Maharashtra hurt us a lot.
Adam: We had no problems with Mumbai Indians.
Advani: Shilpa Shetty's Rajasthan Royals lost badly.
Adam: Just like Vasundhara Raje. Am I right?
Advani: Tell me how did you beat Delhi Daredevils? We didn't even win a seat in Delhi.
Adam: Yup. But Gautam Gambhir(read it as Shiela Dixit for her consistent performance as CM) was the key. Delhi also missed McGrath.
Advani: Just like we missed Pramod Mahajan.
Advani: Kings XI Punjab also lost. Even our alliance with SAD couldn't save us in Punjab.
Adam: Oh... That's SAD mate. KXIP lost because Yuvraj, the key player was not fit. He sustained hell lot of injuries everytime Priety Zinta jumped on Yuvi when KXIP won matches. Bubbles are light but not this Bubbly said Yuvi once to me.
Advani: Hmmm, how about Chennai Super Kings? We virtually have no presence in Tamil Nadu. DMK won handsomely.
Adam: Beating CSK was difficult. Very much. We had good plans for tackling DMK of CSK,
D - Dhoni, M - Matthew Hayden, K - Krishnamachari Srikanth's rubbish.
Advani: We are very happy that we performed well in Karnataka, just like RCB.
Adam: Thats good. But they were dissapointed because Katrina was at the backstage rehersing for closing ceremony. I even heard from Beer Baron Mallya that during the semis against CSK, Virat Kohli and Ross Taylor had a bet that if whoever hits more "DLF maximum" towards Katrina will win 500$. That's why they were attacking Murali and Raina. Unfortunately one of the ball hit Mallya's belly and he started dancing like a bar dancer.
Advani: Nice meeting you mitr(Advani way of saying 'mate'). Thanks for sharing your experience. I will write second volume for my first voluminous book My Country My Life.
Adam: All the best mate. Nice meeting you.
Disclaimer: This post is not meant to hurt anyone or anyone's sentiment.
A battered and bruised Advani met Golden Player of IPL Adam Gilchrist at a hotel in Hyderabad.
Here goes the conversation between the "Ad"s.
Advani: Congratulations. Did you enjoy Bangalore Beer and Hyderabadi Biryani in the finals?
Adam: Thanks mate, I enjoyed it. At the same time I really feel sorry for you.
Advani: Yes. Sab uparwala ka khel hai. Accha tell me your secret of success. How did you turn the points table around? It's amazing.
Adam: Well mate, we learnt a lot from mistakes which we consistently repeated last season. We dropped Laxman who was looking out of sorts in initial ties. But you were stuck with Ram.
Advani: You mean I should drop myself from the team?
Adam: Don't worry, anyway you are retiring. But Laxman gave his inputs.
Advani: I am happy that the Left parties were routed in Bengal.
Adam: Just like Kolkata Knight Riders. :)
Advani: MNS in Maharashtra hurt us a lot.
Adam: We had no problems with Mumbai Indians.
Advani: Shilpa Shetty's Rajasthan Royals lost badly.
Adam: Just like Vasundhara Raje. Am I right?
Advani: Tell me how did you beat Delhi Daredevils? We didn't even win a seat in Delhi.
Adam: Yup. But Gautam Gambhir(read it as Shiela Dixit for her consistent performance as CM) was the key. Delhi also missed McGrath.
Advani: Just like we missed Pramod Mahajan.
Advani: Kings XI Punjab also lost. Even our alliance with SAD couldn't save us in Punjab.
Adam: Oh... That's SAD mate. KXIP lost because Yuvraj, the key player was not fit. He sustained hell lot of injuries everytime Priety Zinta jumped on Yuvi when KXIP won matches. Bubbles are light but not this Bubbly said Yuvi once to me.
Advani: Hmmm, how about Chennai Super Kings? We virtually have no presence in Tamil Nadu. DMK won handsomely.
Adam: Beating CSK was difficult. Very much. We had good plans for tackling DMK of CSK,
D - Dhoni, M - Matthew Hayden, K - Krishnamachari Srikanth's rubbish.
Advani: We are very happy that we performed well in Karnataka, just like RCB.
Adam: Thats good. But they were dissapointed because Katrina was at the backstage rehersing for closing ceremony. I even heard from Beer Baron Mallya that during the semis against CSK, Virat Kohli and Ross Taylor had a bet that if whoever hits more "DLF maximum" towards Katrina will win 500$. That's why they were attacking Murali and Raina. Unfortunately one of the ball hit Mallya's belly and he started dancing like a bar dancer.
Advani: Nice meeting you mitr(Advani way of saying 'mate'). Thanks for sharing your experience. I will write second volume for my first voluminous book My Country My Life.
Adam: All the best mate. Nice meeting you.
Disclaimer: This post is not meant to hurt anyone or anyone's sentiment.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
What if Mayawati becomes PM???!!!
The fate of politicians is sealed in the EVMs. This election has created a lot of hype. Rs. 11000 crore of the bookies is at stake. Few days/weeks ago there was a discussion going on in CNN-IBN which compared Obama and BMW aka Behen MayaWati. What if BMW becomes PM one day? Is it possible? Does she have that appeal?
Here are the excerpts from the interview given by BSP's anonynous spokesperson. (This is hypothetical. There was no interview as such).
Journo: What are the chances of BSP in this election?
Spokesperson: BSP will yammerge as single largest party.
Journo: (WTF)How?
Spokesperson: You see, we have fielded candidates in almost all the constituencies except the ones where our allies are contesting. Number of candidates standing on BSP ticket is more than that of BJP and INC.
Journo: How will that help?
Spokesperson: In most of the constituencies its a triangular contest. If we consider independents then it is n-angular contest. The votes will be split. We have made provisions so that the vote share of independents will be transferred to BSP candidate. Due to low voter turnout we will benefit.
Journo: Isn't it unconstitutional?
Spokesperson: (Swalpa muchkond irthira).
Journo: Will BMW be PM?
Spokesperson: Ofcourse. BSP with the help of secular allies and Left parties i.e the Third Front will form Social Secular Republic Govt. headed by Behenji.
Journo: Sir what is the first priority if you form the govt?
Spokesperson: Our first priority is to collect chanda from people so that Behenji celebrates the formation of govt with a 543 Kg cake.
Journo(thinking): 543??? Oh... understood.
Journo: Sir how will you provide jobs for people in rural areas?
Spokesperson: We will train them to be sculptors.
Journo: Why?
Spokesperson: You see, our second priority is to install life-size statues of Behenji in nook and corner of this country. And we are also installing Elephant statues which is our party symbol and that costs 2 crores each. We need sculptors for that.
Journo: Aren't you wasting people's money?
Spokesperson: This is not people's money. This is money donated by people.
Journo(thinking): Donation or Extortion? Mayawati or Chandawati?
Journo: Sir what constitutional amendments will be done by your govt if voted to power?
Spokesperson: We are thinking of introducing Coalition Govt. Act. The coalition govt once formed will complete its tenure even if the govt is minority and even if some allies withdraw support thus ensuring full term for Behenji.
And to take care of such things, we are planning to introduce new portfolio called Ministry of Coalition Affairs. This law ceases to exist if Behenji is vetoed by the people.
Journo: What will you do to control economic recession? How will you inject liquidity into market?
Spokesperson: Simple, We encourage people not to goto recess room during working hours. We are planning to use a 5 inch needle to inject liquidity. If that is not feasible we will do cloud-seeding so that it rains near market and liquidity is restored. If this also fails we will give ORS to market.
Journo(thinking): If I stay here, I will faint and die. Better to escape from here.
Journo: Thank you for your valuable time sir. We wish you all the best.
Spokesperson: All the best, all the best. Sorry sorry you are welcome.
Journo: Phew!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: The above characters are fictitious. Any resemblance, if at all, is purely coincidental. This post is not meant to hurt anyone or anyone's sentiment. I hope that I won't be sued for this.
Here are the excerpts from the interview given by BSP's anonynous spokesperson. (This is hypothetical. There was no interview as such).
Journo: What are the chances of BSP in this election?
Spokesperson: BSP will yammerge as single largest party.
Journo: (WTF)How?
Spokesperson: You see, we have fielded candidates in almost all the constituencies except the ones where our allies are contesting. Number of candidates standing on BSP ticket is more than that of BJP and INC.
Journo: How will that help?
Spokesperson: In most of the constituencies its a triangular contest. If we consider independents then it is n-angular contest. The votes will be split. We have made provisions so that the vote share of independents will be transferred to BSP candidate. Due to low voter turnout we will benefit.
Journo: Isn't it unconstitutional?
Spokesperson: (Swalpa muchkond irthira).
Journo: Will BMW be PM?
Spokesperson: Ofcourse. BSP with the help of secular allies and Left parties i.e the Third Front will form Social Secular Republic Govt. headed by Behenji.
Journo: Sir what is the first priority if you form the govt?
Spokesperson: Our first priority is to collect chanda from people so that Behenji celebrates the formation of govt with a 543 Kg cake.
Journo(thinking): 543??? Oh... understood.
Journo: Sir how will you provide jobs for people in rural areas?
Spokesperson: We will train them to be sculptors.
Journo: Why?
Spokesperson: You see, our second priority is to install life-size statues of Behenji in nook and corner of this country. And we are also installing Elephant statues which is our party symbol and that costs 2 crores each. We need sculptors for that.
Journo: Aren't you wasting people's money?
Spokesperson: This is not people's money. This is money donated by people.
Journo(thinking): Donation or Extortion? Mayawati or Chandawati?
Journo: Sir what constitutional amendments will be done by your govt if voted to power?
Spokesperson: We are thinking of introducing Coalition Govt. Act. The coalition govt once formed will complete its tenure even if the govt is minority and even if some allies withdraw support thus ensuring full term for Behenji.
And to take care of such things, we are planning to introduce new portfolio called Ministry of Coalition Affairs. This law ceases to exist if Behenji is vetoed by the people.
Journo: What will you do to control economic recession? How will you inject liquidity into market?
Spokesperson: Simple, We encourage people not to goto recess room during working hours. We are planning to use a 5 inch needle to inject liquidity. If that is not feasible we will do cloud-seeding so that it rains near market and liquidity is restored. If this also fails we will give ORS to market.
Journo(thinking): If I stay here, I will faint and die. Better to escape from here.
Journo: Thank you for your valuable time sir. We wish you all the best.
Spokesperson: All the best, all the best. Sorry sorry you are welcome.
Journo: Phew!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: The above characters are fictitious. Any resemblance, if at all, is purely coincidental. This post is not meant to hurt anyone or anyone's sentiment. I hope that I won't be sued for this.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
It's time for assessment
Yes, it's over. Exams got over last Thursday and I was busy with IEEE GNU/Linux workshop so couldn't blog. Now it's time to assess my performance in exam.
1. Computer Networks: Was easy. Direct questions. Not worried about continuous assessment marks which is above 45 I think. May end up getting A grade.
2. Electrical Engg Materials: We are reading this subject just to finish 16 credits for science electives. I don't want to talk about this. Really horrible. Was sweating bullets after seeing the paper(not only me but all). Nothing came from what I read. Max may end up with A-(thanks to prof for donating marks to everybody).
3. Object Oriented Analysis and Design: Very good paper. Application based. No theory thank god(our class maggus had a weird expression after the exam. Nothing came from the text book they mugged). May end up with A grade max. Unfortunately I heard from maggus that 50 marks came from last year's paper. Ok I didn't expect them to mug question papers.
4. Unix Internals: Can't say whether it was tough or easy. Mixture of theory based and application based questions. Some questions were really good. May end up with A- thanks to low internals.
5. Theory of Computation: My favorite subject. Damn sure this question paper was from our campus. All direct questions. Except for Rice Theorem(actually no one what it is) everything went well. Papers are being corrected by B sec teacher(crazy lady) which another bad news. May endup with A- even with high internals.
Lab exams were good. Expecting A's in them.
Overall Performance: May just get a GPA around 9. Hope profs take care of it. And this time I am expecting better job from ICTS dept and hope they don't scare us by uploading wrong results like they did last time.
I feel sorry for my juniors who should write 6 papers unnecessarily.
1. Computer Networks: Was easy. Direct questions. Not worried about continuous assessment marks which is above 45 I think. May end up getting A grade.
2. Electrical Engg Materials: We are reading this subject just to finish 16 credits for science electives. I don't want to talk about this. Really horrible. Was sweating bullets after seeing the paper(not only me but all). Nothing came from what I read. Max may end up with A-(thanks to prof for donating marks to everybody).
3. Object Oriented Analysis and Design: Very good paper. Application based. No theory thank god(our class maggus had a weird expression after the exam. Nothing came from the text book they mugged). May end up with A grade max. Unfortunately I heard from maggus that 50 marks came from last year's paper. Ok I didn't expect them to mug question papers.
4. Unix Internals: Can't say whether it was tough or easy. Mixture of theory based and application based questions. Some questions were really good. May end up with A- thanks to low internals.
5. Theory of Computation: My favorite subject. Damn sure this question paper was from our campus. All direct questions. Except for Rice Theorem(actually no one what it is) everything went well. Papers are being corrected by B sec teacher(crazy lady) which another bad news. May endup with A- even with high internals.
Lab exams were good. Expecting A's in them.
Overall Performance: May just get a GPA around 9. Hope profs take care of it. And this time I am expecting better job from ICTS dept and hope they don't scare us by uploading wrong results like they did last time.
I feel sorry for my juniors who should write 6 papers unnecessarily.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
What a coincidence!!!
Off late my blog has become stagnant. I was searching for proper topic to blog about. Found an interesting article.
I normally don't believe in astrology, numerology. I don't even have a reason to believe.
Journos in ELM break their head predicting and discussing who will be next PM. But,
Nostradamus who is best known for his prophecies has his own take on Indian General Election.
Click here to read what are his predictions.
Somewhere in the second half of the article, he mentions that if Advani declares NaMo as deputy PM, NDA will get 50 seats more.
And what a coincidence. Some BJP leaders proposed NaMo's name for deputy PM portfolio.
(Note: Its just personal view of certain party members.)
Click here to read the full article.
So who will be next PM??? Million $ question... hmmmmmmmmmmm.... Can't waste time now. Exams from Monday. Please pray for me.
I normally don't believe in astrology, numerology. I don't even have a reason to believe.
Journos in ELM break their head predicting and discussing who will be next PM. But,
Nostradamus who is best known for his prophecies has his own take on Indian General Election.
Click here to read what are his predictions.
Somewhere in the second half of the article, he mentions that if Advani declares NaMo as deputy PM, NDA will get 50 seats more.
And what a coincidence. Some BJP leaders proposed NaMo's name for deputy PM portfolio.
(Note: Its just personal view of certain party members.)
Click here to read the full article.
So who will be next PM??? Million $ question... hmmmmmmmmmmm.... Can't waste time now. Exams from Monday. Please pray for me.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Jai Ho versus Bhay Ho
The "creativity" of our politicians and party workers is at all time high particularly when elections are round the corner. Congress bought the copyrights for ARR's Jai ho, and BJP in its counter video Bhay ho takes a dig at UPA.
Which is better?
Theory of Computation Viva.
This happened, maybe a month and half ago during Theory of Computation lab internals.
I don't know which side I woke up on that day. The day before I totally ignored viva.
Entered lab at 8:30 am. I happily finished constructing NFA for a* and suffix and proper suffix in 30 minutes.
Was expecting Mr.SS to take viva (He always asks 2 questions: What is De Morgan's law and Kleene's Theorem?).
Unfortunately Ms.DP entered the lab (Ohhh my god!!! I am screwed). By that time Mr.SS had started viva for other students according to roll nos. Unfortunately my roll no is last. I think one of my friends called DP to verify output. Phew, I got some time to recollect some theory.
After verifying outputs, she saw me sitting idle and called me for viva. I knew that I will be banged up and down.
Made up my mind Seedhi Baat, No Bakwas. Answer only if you know.
Ms.DP: How much portions are covered till now?
Me: Ma'am ambiguous grammar.
Ms.DP: OK. What is ambigous grammar?
Me: A grammar for which there are two or more parse trees.
Ms.DP: OK. What is inherently ambiguous grammar?
Me: I don't know.
Ms.DP: You don't know!!! What are limitations of finite automata? Why do you use CFG?
Me: There can be only one terminal on RHS. But in a CFG there is no such restriction.
Ms.DP: You are telling me general limitation. Be more specific.
Me: (Don't know what to say. Kept staring at her).
Ms.DP: Which machine accepts CFG?
Me: (Aiyyo. Doosra and googly at same time). Ma'am I forgot.
Ms.DP: What is simple grammar?
Me: A simple grammar is of the form A->à... Ma'am I forgot.
Ms.DP: Where is CFG used?
Me: Compilers???
Ms.DP: Compilers use PDA. What are the steps of compilation?
Me: (4th sem System Programming) Ma'am Lexical analysis, Semantic analysis, Intermediate code generation, Object code generation, Linking and Loading.
Ms.DP: Tell me in general.
Me: (What??? Waiting for her to tell).
Ms.DP: Syntax analysis, blah blah blah.........
Meanwhile Mr.SS called Nevermind and Topper and started asking them same old questions. Lucky buggers.
But Ms.DP interrupted in between and started asking them same questions which she asked me earlier.
Good good good. I am not the unlucky one ;). There were more bakras waiting to be slayed by her.
She told me to take the record and leave the lab. Phew, the ordeal was over.
One of my friends told I got 3/5. Not bad.
I don't know which side I woke up on that day. The day before I totally ignored viva.
Entered lab at 8:30 am. I happily finished constructing NFA for a* and suffix and proper suffix in 30 minutes.
Was expecting Mr.SS to take viva (He always asks 2 questions: What is De Morgan's law and Kleene's Theorem?).
Unfortunately Ms.DP entered the lab (Ohhh my god!!! I am screwed). By that time Mr.SS had started viva for other students according to roll nos. Unfortunately my roll no is last. I think one of my friends called DP to verify output. Phew, I got some time to recollect some theory.
After verifying outputs, she saw me sitting idle and called me for viva. I knew that I will be banged up and down.
Made up my mind Seedhi Baat, No Bakwas. Answer only if you know.
Ms.DP: How much portions are covered till now?
Me: Ma'am ambiguous grammar.
Ms.DP: OK. What is ambigous grammar?
Me: A grammar for which there are two or more parse trees.
Ms.DP: OK. What is inherently ambiguous grammar?
Me: I don't know.
Ms.DP: You don't know!!! What are limitations of finite automata? Why do you use CFG?
Me: There can be only one terminal on RHS. But in a CFG there is no such restriction.
Ms.DP: You are telling me general limitation. Be more specific.
Me: (Don't know what to say. Kept staring at her).
Ms.DP: Which machine accepts CFG?
Me: (Aiyyo. Doosra and googly at same time). Ma'am I forgot.
Ms.DP: What is simple grammar?
Me: A simple grammar is of the form A->à... Ma'am I forgot.
Ms.DP: Where is CFG used?
Me: Compilers???
Ms.DP: Compilers use PDA. What are the steps of compilation?
Me: (4th sem System Programming) Ma'am Lexical analysis, Semantic analysis, Intermediate code generation, Object code generation, Linking and Loading.
Ms.DP: Tell me in general.
Me: (What??? Waiting for her to tell).
Ms.DP: Syntax analysis, blah blah blah.........
Meanwhile Mr.SS called Nevermind and Topper and started asking them same old questions. Lucky buggers.
But Ms.DP interrupted in between and started asking them same questions which she asked me earlier.
Good good good. I am not the unlucky one ;). There were more bakras waiting to be slayed by her.
She told me to take the record and leave the lab. Phew, the ordeal was over.
One of my friends told I got 3/5. Not bad.
Burude Bhavishya Part 2
Anchor: Dodda viramada nanthara vikshakarige swagatha. Mundhina kare yaardhu antha nodona.
Caller4: Hello sir, naanu Kumara Kanteerava. Nanna DOB 8/12/76.
OLU: Kumar, nimdhu jaathaka chennagidhe. Nimge Shukradeshe idhe. Swalpa friends hathra hushaaragiri.
Neevu innu mundhe barli antha naanu ondhu stone helthini. Andhra Pradeshnalli Rayalseema taluk hogi.
Alli bande hodiri. Ondhu sanna kallanna platinum ring haaki. Neevu nimma right middle finger ge ring
haaki. Yaaradhru shatru bandhre ring torsi, avru allindha escape aagthaare.
Haage nimma hesarannu Kumara Kanteerava indha Kumara Idlirava antha change maadi.
Caller4: Thumba thanks sir.
Anchor: Mundhina caller yaaru antha nodona.
Caller5: Hello, naanu Neha antha. DOB 16/4/90.
OLU: Amma Neha. Jaathaka parvagilla. Nimge Rahu dosha idhe.
Neevu college hogovaaga poli hudugaru kaata kodthaaralva?
Caller5: Howdhu sir.
OLU: Adhu yaakandre nimma hesaru matthe DOB match aagolla. Nimma hesaru... (starts calculating using his fingers)
Naagarudramma antha itkolli. Hudugaru hathra baralla.
Caller5: Thanks sir.
Caller6: Namskara sir, nanna magalu Kumudha antha. DOB 5/6/78. Marriage aagilla. Yaavaga marriage
aagatthe antha heli.
OLU: Nodi amma. Nimma magala jaataka chennagilla. Nanna officege banni, nimma magala jaataka yenu,
DOBne change maadkodthini. Olle chinnadantha huduga sigthaane.
Caller6: Aaythu sir.
Anchor: Gurugale, vikshakare ee sanchikeya samaya mugitha banthu. Mundhina vaara idhe samaya,
idhe channelnalli matthe bheti aagona. Dhanvaadagalu.
Disclaimer: The above characters are fictitious. Any resemblance, if at all, is purely figment of your imagination. This post is not meant to hurt anyone's belief in astrology.
Caller4: Hello sir, naanu Kumara Kanteerava. Nanna DOB 8/12/76.
OLU: Kumar, nimdhu jaathaka chennagidhe. Nimge Shukradeshe idhe. Swalpa friends hathra hushaaragiri.
Neevu innu mundhe barli antha naanu ondhu stone helthini. Andhra Pradeshnalli Rayalseema taluk hogi.
Alli bande hodiri. Ondhu sanna kallanna platinum ring haaki. Neevu nimma right middle finger ge ring
haaki. Yaaradhru shatru bandhre ring torsi, avru allindha escape aagthaare.
Haage nimma hesarannu Kumara Kanteerava indha Kumara Idlirava antha change maadi.
Caller4: Thumba thanks sir.
Anchor: Mundhina caller yaaru antha nodona.
Caller5: Hello, naanu Neha antha. DOB 16/4/90.
OLU: Amma Neha. Jaathaka parvagilla. Nimge Rahu dosha idhe.
Neevu college hogovaaga poli hudugaru kaata kodthaaralva?
Caller5: Howdhu sir.
OLU: Adhu yaakandre nimma hesaru matthe DOB match aagolla. Nimma hesaru... (starts calculating using his fingers)
Naagarudramma antha itkolli. Hudugaru hathra baralla.
Caller5: Thanks sir.
Caller6: Namskara sir, nanna magalu Kumudha antha. DOB 5/6/78. Marriage aagilla. Yaavaga marriage
aagatthe antha heli.
OLU: Nodi amma. Nimma magala jaataka chennagilla. Nanna officege banni, nimma magala jaataka yenu,
DOBne change maadkodthini. Olle chinnadantha huduga sigthaane.
Caller6: Aaythu sir.
Anchor: Gurugale, vikshakare ee sanchikeya samaya mugitha banthu. Mundhina vaara idhe samaya,
idhe channelnalli matthe bheti aagona. Dhanvaadagalu.
Disclaimer: The above characters are fictitious. Any resemblance, if at all, is purely figment of your imagination. This post is not meant to hurt anyone's belief in astrology.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Burude Bhavishya Part 1
This post is the result of joblessness. My take on TV astrologers. Excerpts from a live phone in show.
Anchor: Namaskara vikshkarige. Burude Bhavishyakke swagatha. Nammondige ivathhu poojya gurugaliddhara.
Swami OLU: Om Ganeshaya Namaha.
Namskara. Naanu Oklahoma Laxxxminaraaayannn Ullagaddi(OLU). Naanu heluvantha bhavishya 100% sariyagirutthe.
Nimage trupthi aagalilla andare neevu Consumer Courtge hogabahudhu.
Anchor: Gurugale, ivatthina modalaneya call yaardhu antha nodona. Hello...
Caller1: Hello, namaskara gurugale. Nanna hesaru Srikanth antha. Nanna date of birth 7/8/89. Nanna bhavishya swalpa heli.
OLU: (Looking at his lappy) Srikanth your name will add upto 7 and date of birth will add upto 3. Nodi 7 matte 3 10's compliment alva adakke nimma manassige matthu mindge swalpa clash aagthiratthe.
Caller1: Howdhu...
OLU: Nimma lagnadalli Kethu idaane, adakke neevu Kethu shanti maadisbeku. Guru neecha sthanadalli idaane adakke educationalli swalpa struggle maadbeku. Dina beligge hallujavaaga Om Kethave Namaha antha 108 sarthi helkolli.
Caller1: Thumba thanks.
Caller2: Hello... (echo effect: Hello hello hello).
Anchor: Madam nimma tv volume swalpa kadime maadi.
Caller2: Saar, nanna hesaru Sakamma antha. Huttidha dina gothilla nanna VOICE keli swalpa bhavishya heli.
OLU: (records the voice and feeds it into lappy. Alas his algorithm shows SEGMENTATION FAULT).
(Whispering to anchor) call cut maadi bega...
Anchor: Ohh, Sakamma avarindha bandha kare cut aaythu... Mundhina caller yaaru nodona.
Caller3: Saar, Namaskaara naanu Ashwin antha. DOB 15/12/85.
OLU: Nodi Ashwin, DOB prakaara nimdhu Anuradha nakshatra 2nd paada, adakke nimge 2 paada idhe.
Caller3: Howdhu...
OLU: Nimma lagnadalli guru matthe shani idaare. Olle combination. Neevu film star aagtheera. Aadare budha neecha sthaanadalli idaane. Neevu navagraha photo itkondu pooje maadi. Navagraha andre Sunnu, moonu, venussu alla.
Darshanavaradhu chitra banthalla Navagraha antha, adardhu poster itkond pooje maadi.
Caller3: Thank you.
Anchor: Vikshakare ondhu sanna viraamadhananthara sigona.
Anchor: Namaskara vikshkarige. Burude Bhavishyakke swagatha. Nammondige ivathhu poojya gurugaliddhara.
Swami OLU: Om Ganeshaya Namaha.
Namskara. Naanu Oklahoma Laxxxminaraaayannn Ullagaddi(OLU). Naanu heluvantha bhavishya 100% sariyagirutthe.
Nimage trupthi aagalilla andare neevu Consumer Courtge hogabahudhu.
Anchor: Gurugale, ivatthina modalaneya call yaardhu antha nodona. Hello...
Caller1: Hello, namaskara gurugale. Nanna hesaru Srikanth antha. Nanna date of birth 7/8/89. Nanna bhavishya swalpa heli.
OLU: (Looking at his lappy) Srikanth your name will add upto 7 and date of birth will add upto 3. Nodi 7 matte 3 10's compliment alva adakke nimma manassige matthu mindge swalpa clash aagthiratthe.
Caller1: Howdhu...
OLU: Nimma lagnadalli Kethu idaane, adakke neevu Kethu shanti maadisbeku. Guru neecha sthanadalli idaane adakke educationalli swalpa struggle maadbeku. Dina beligge hallujavaaga Om Kethave Namaha antha 108 sarthi helkolli.
Caller1: Thumba thanks.
Caller2: Hello... (echo effect: Hello hello hello).
Anchor: Madam nimma tv volume swalpa kadime maadi.
Caller2: Saar, nanna hesaru Sakamma antha. Huttidha dina gothilla nanna VOICE keli swalpa bhavishya heli.
OLU: (records the voice and feeds it into lappy. Alas his algorithm shows SEGMENTATION FAULT).
(Whispering to anchor) call cut maadi bega...
Anchor: Ohh, Sakamma avarindha bandha kare cut aaythu... Mundhina caller yaaru nodona.
Caller3: Saar, Namaskaara naanu Ashwin antha. DOB 15/12/85.
OLU: Nodi Ashwin, DOB prakaara nimdhu Anuradha nakshatra 2nd paada, adakke nimge 2 paada idhe.
Caller3: Howdhu...
OLU: Nimma lagnadalli guru matthe shani idaare. Olle combination. Neevu film star aagtheera. Aadare budha neecha sthaanadalli idaane. Neevu navagraha photo itkondu pooje maadi. Navagraha andre Sunnu, moonu, venussu alla.
Darshanavaradhu chitra banthalla Navagraha antha, adardhu poster itkond pooje maadi.
Caller3: Thank you.
Anchor: Vikshakare ondhu sanna viraamadhananthara sigona.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Does this guy know anything other than this?
Video courtesy: mindry.in
Switch on Etv at 9:30pm and you see world's greatest "lawyer" Mr. Seetharam arguing and cross questioning criminals. He fights his case "so well" that sometimes he ends up nailing his client. :P (Just kidding).
I was a fan of Seetharam. I really liked Maayamruga. I was really impressed when he started acting in his own serials potraying a lawyer. He showed such brilliance in his lawyer role. Unfortunately his acting became repetetive. He is still continues potraying a lawyer in Muktha Muktha. Booooooooooring.
He creates such an impression that he is the only lawyer in this world who is clever. He states hypothetical penal codes and refers to some hypothetical cases for example Government of Daman & Diu versus Mariyappanapalya Maadaiha (My imagination). Sometimes I feel that this chap doesn't know anything other than court scenes. Come on everything has a limit.
People like Kitki Kaamaakshamma, Compound Kaveri , Singari Saakamma who tolerate Ekta Kapoor from 11am to 11pm still like him.
But I can't tolerate this guy anymore.
Leave it. Neways mindry.in people have uploaded brilliant spoof of Muktha. Watch it and enjoy :)
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